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Funny easter Bunny Quotes & New Funny Easter Quotes For Kids

Funny easter Bunny Quotes & New Funny Easter Quotes For Kids

Funny easter Bunny Quotes & New Funny Easter Quotes For Kids

Funny easter Bunny Quotes & New Funny Easter Quotes For Kids

“My mom used to say that Greek Easter was
 later because then you get stuff cheaper.” 

 

“I’m a little hoarse tonight. I’ve been living in
Chicago for the past two months,
and you know how it is, yelling for help
on the way home every night.
Things are so tough in Chicago
 that at Easter time, for bunnies
the little kids use porcupines.” 

 

“A strangely reflective, even melancholy day.
 Is that because, unlike our cousins in the
 northern hemisphere, Easter is not associated
 with the energy and vitality of spring but with
 the more subdued spirit of autumn.”  Hugh Mackay

 

Just had the best lent of my entire life.
 I gave up sacrifice.

 

Easter is so disappointing.
You suffer all the way through lent,
and what do you get for it? A ham.

 

Lent was invented so Catholics could
take another shot at their New Year’s resolutions.

 

I gave up lots of stuff for Lent.
I lent my neighbor my mower,
I lent my son my tuxedo,
and I lent my daughter my car.

 

I wanted to give up my children for Lent,
but nobody would take them.

 

Lent is when the vegetarians
try to convert the Catholics.

 

I go hunting once a year, Easter Sunday.
Sometimes those chocolate eggs can be very elusive.

 

My father was so cheap.
For Easter we’d wear the same clothes,
but he’d take us to a different church.

 

A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins,
dies, and comes back three days later.
You believe in him and go to heaven forever.
How do you get from that to Hide-The-Eggs?
 Did Jesus have a problem with eggs?
Did he go, “When I come back,

 

The only reason I still participate in
Easter is that my family eggs me on.

 

Easter may not take the cake,
but it does take all the cake coloring.
funny chicken and egg quotes

funny chicken and egg quotes

funny chicken and egg quotes

Funny Easter Bunny Quotes and Pictures

Funny Easter Bunny Quotes and Pictures

Funny Easter Bunny Quotes and Pictures

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